The Friday Irregular

Issue #811 - 28th March 2025


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

contranym (alt. 'contronym')
  n. a word with two meanings that are the opposite of each other, such as 'dust' (v. to remove small particles of matter, or to add them) or 'cleave' (v. to separate, or to stick fast)

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 28th March
    - Day 87/365
  -   Jean Parisot de Valette laid the foundation stone of Valetta, the capital city of Malta, 1566. Ivan the Terrible, Grqnd Prince and Tsar of Russia, died, 1584. Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang of China born, 1613. Actor Dirk Bogarde born, 1921. Three Mile Island's Unit 2 nuclear reactor in Pennsylvania suffered a partial meltdown, 1979. Pianist Moura Lympany died, 2005.
 
Saturday 29th March
    - Day 88/365
  -   The Treaty of Saint-German returned Quebec to French control three years after being seized by England, 1632. Adventurer and writer Jørgen Jørgensen born, 1780. Businessman John Jacob Astor died, 1848. Queen Victoria gave Royal Assent to the British North America Act, establishing Canada on July 1st, 1867. Model Elle Macpherson born, 1964. Actress Jennifer Wilson died, 2022.
 
Sunday 30th March
    - Day 89/365
  -   Artist Francisco Goya born, 1746. Fashionista and designer Beau Brummell died, 1840. The Crimean War ended with the signing of the Treaty of Paris, 1856. Singer-songwriter and actress Dana Gillespie born, 1949. Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, fled Tibet (arriving in India the next day), 1959. Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother of the United Kingdom died, 2002.
 
Monday 31st March
    - Day 90/365
  -   Mathematician and philosopher René Descartes born, 1596. Poet and lawyer John Donne died, 1631. The Long Parliament presented the Humble Petition and Advice offering Oliver Cromwell the British throne (he would decline), 1657. Voice actress Lucille Bliss born, 1916. The Motion Picture Production Code, also known as the Hays Code, was instituted, imposing self-censorship on American films for the next 38 years, 1930. Photographer and photojournalist Gisèle Freund died, 2000. International Transgender Day of Visibility. World Backup Day.
 
Tuesday 1st April
    - Day 91/365
  -   Physician William Harvey born, 1578. Frederick Muhlenberg was elected as the first Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, 1789. Ragtime jazz pianist and composer Scott Joplin died, 1917. Writer Anne McCaffrey born, 1926. The Hawker Siddeley Harrier, the first operational fighter aircraft capable of vertical takeoff and landing, entered service with the RAF, 1969. Actress Carrie Snodgrass died, 2004. April Fools' Day. Fossil Fools Day. Edible Book Day.
 
Wednesday 2nd April
    - Day 92/365
  -   Arthur, Prince of Wales, died, 1502. Botanist and illustrator Maria Sibylla Merian born, 1647. Ludwig van Beethoven's First Symphony premiered in Vienna, 1800. Actor Buddy Ebsen born, 1908. Argentina invaded the Falkland Islands, 1982. Sculptor and graphic artist Elizabeth Catlett died, 2012. International Children's Book Day. World Autism Awareness Day (UN).
 
Thursday 3rd April
    - Day 93/365
  -   Chinese emperor Xing Zong born, 1016. The coronation of Edward the Confessor as King of England, 1043. Elizabeth Boleyn, Countess of Wiltshire, died, 1538. Actress Jennie Garth born, 1972. The result of the Grand National horse race was declared void for the first (and so far only) time, 1993. Composer Lionel Bart died, 1999.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, John Donne, in Devotions upon Emergent Occasions, Meditation XVII:
No man is an Island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the Continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were; any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'fool' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's 'book' quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: DNA testing company 23andMe, facing a £4.59m ($5.95m) fine from the UK's Information Commissioner's Office regarding a 2023 data breach, has filed for bankruptcy protection and plans to sell itself, meaning that all of its clients' genetic information is now up for sale... ● The BBC has been hit by a wave of criticism after announcing that its flagship children's programme Blue Peter will no longer be shown live as a result of changing viewing habits. The programme, the longest-running children's show in the world, has been broadcast live for 66 years. ● Illustrator Julien Berjeaut has criticised the French government after it cancelled an order for 800,000 copies of his new illustrated book version of Beauty and the Beast; Education Minister Élizabeth Borne said the new version was judged to be too grown-up for the 10-11-year olds to whom it was due to be given, but Berjaut claims it was because he portrayed the characters as darker-skinned than previous versions. ● Brits on TikTok, with the apparent collusion of the government, the Royal Palaces and several high street chains, have been pranking Americans into believing that a siren is sounded nationally at 3pm to signal the start of tea time, and anybody found not drinking a cup of tea without good reason could face fines of up to £80 ($104). [Earl Grey, hot, please... -Ed] ● A copy of Margaret Atwood's Good Bones has been returned to Bexhill Library in East Sussex almost 28 years after it was borrowed. The library currently has an amnesty for overdue returns... ● Etsenumhe Ahmed, 18, from Nigeria, has built himself a replica Lamborghini Egoista out of cardboard. It is powered by a small motorcycle engine and can reach a top speed of 24mph (40km/h). The real Egoista sold to a private collector in 2013 for $117m (£90m). ● In 2009 Eileen De Bont changed her name by deed poll to Pudsey Bear, raising £4,000 ($5,200) for the Children in Need charity. Her council tax statements and tax forms are in the name of Mrs Pudsey Bear, as is her driving license, her bank account is in the name of Mrs P Bear, and Companies House has registered her tarot-reading business as being owned and run by Mrs Pudsey Bear but the Home Office has continually refused to issue her a passport, calling the name change "too frivolous" and possibly in breach of copyright law, something the UK Deed Poll Service says is irrelevent as a passport is not 'trading'. ● Finland has been named the happiest country for the eighth year running in the UN-sponsored World Happiness Report, thanks to its access to nature and strong welfare system. Both the UK and US slipped down the rankings, to 23rd and 24th respectively with Costa Rica and Mexico entering the top ten for the first time. The report is based on surveys of people evaluating their lifestyles.

(DON'T) MESSAGE ME!: Somebody unauthorised accidentally sent a message to NASA's entire Materials and Processes Technical Information System (MAPTIS) email list, set up to discuss planned payloads on space missions, with members at space agencies around the world, who were not at all happy about it. Speculation among members and people who heard about the incident was that somebody at Elon Musk's "Department of Government Efficiency" (DOGE) - which is neither an official government department nor efficient itself, having allegedly cost the US $0.5 trillion to save a few billion dollars - had messed around with the list settings. ● More seriously it has come to light that senior officials in the White House, including Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth, National Security Adviser Mike Waltz, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles and Vice-President J.D. Vance were using the private Signal messaging platform to discuss attacking the Iran-backed Houthi group in Yemen. Such discussions are legally required to be archived, but by its nature Signal communications cannot be kept unless screencapped. How the incident came to light only made it worse - somebody, possibly Waltz, had added Jeffrey Goldberg, a journalist at the Atlantic magazine into the discussion, which also contained criticism of former President Biden and of "free-loading" Europe. The initial defence offered by Hegseth &al. was that no actual details of the attack were discussed; the next day Goldberg released screencaps showing a precise timeline for the (by then already carried out) attacks was indeed given by Hegseth... The officials were almost certainly in breach of the US Espionage Act, but given the corrupt state of the government under Trump they likely will not even be fired.

UPDATES: Five men have been convicted of the theft of a functional £4.8m ($6.2m) gold toilet, part of an art installation at Blenheim Palace in September 2019. ● Two RAF engineers, Daniel Heath and William Lawrence, both 22, have been sentenced to carry out unpaid work and each pay £2,725 ($3,530) towards the repair costs of the statue of Paddington Bear broken off from a bench in Newbury, Berkshire, in March. District judge Sam Goozee told the men, who admitted taking the statue while on a drunken night out, that "On the night of the 2nd of March 2025, your actions were the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for. Your actions lacked respect and integrity, two values you should uphold as members of the armed forces."


^ OBITUARIES

Heavyweight boxer George Foreman (1968 Olympic gold medal winner, twice world champion, the "Lean Mean Grilling Machine" George Foreman Grill, 76), former Formula 1 team owner and broadcaster Eddie Jordan (Jordan Grand Prix team, BBC Sport, Top Gear, 76), DJ and presenter Andy Peebles (BBC Radio 1, Top of the Pops, Live Aid, 76), actor Wings Hauser (Magnum PI, Tough Guys Don't Dance, Airwolf, 78), paleontologist and broadcaster Richard Fortey (Fellow of the Royal Society, Natural History Museum, First Life, 79), actor and stuntman Jack Lilley (Little House on the Prairie, Blazing Saddles, Bonanza, 91), businessman Sir Torquil Norman (Bluebird Toys, Polly Pocket, Big Yellow Teapot, 91).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
18, 20, 37, 43, 49, 52
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    Little Jennifer's parents had taken her to a circus. When they got home her mother asked her if she had enjoyed it. "Well, Mummy", she said, "I thought the clowns were silly and funny, and the acrobats were good, but I wasn't impressed by that man throwing knives..."
    "Why not?"
    Little Jennifer smiled as only she could. "He had that silly woman standing in front of a board and must have thrown ten knives at her and didn't hit her once!"


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