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Friday 7th February
- Day 38/365- Holy Roman Empress Matilda born, 1102 [accepted date]. The future Edward II of England became the first English Prince of Wales, 1301. Sculptor Bartolommeo Bandinelli died, 1560. Writer Charles Dickens born, 1812. Pinocchio, Disney's second full-length animated film, premiered, 1940. Jazz singer and pianist Blossom Dearie died, 2009. Saturday 8th February
- Day 39/365- The Russian city of Vladimir was burned by the Mongols, 1238. Scholar Robert Burton born, 1577. Mary, Queen of Scots, was executed for her alleged involvement in the Babington Plot to assassinate Queen Elizabeth I of England, 1587. The Provisional IRA kidnapped and allegedly killed Irish race horse Shergar in a failed ransom attempt, 1983. Actress and comedian Cecily Strong born, 1984. Scriptwriter Alan Simpson died, 2017. Sunday 9th February
- Day 40/365- The first recorded horse race at Chester Racecourse was run, 1539. Artist Gerrit Dou died, 1675. Philosopher Thomas Paine born, 1737. The former Quarrymen played at Liverpool's Cavern Club under their new name The Beatles for the first time, 1961. Model Amber Valetta born, 1974. Princess Margaret, Countess of Snowdon, died, 2002. Monday 10th February
- Day 41/365- Explorer Vasco da Gama set sail from Lisbon on his second voyage to India, 1502. Artist Judith Leyster died, 1660. Poet Charles Lamb born, 1775. The marriage of Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom to Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, 1840. Athlete Mary Rand born, 1940. Playwright Arthur Miller died, 2005. Tuesday 11th February
- Day 42/365- Robert of Chester completed his translation of the Arabic Masā'l Khālid li-Maryānus al-rāhib to the Latin Liber de compositione alchemiae, considered the birth of Western alchemy, 1144. Elizabeth of York, Queen consort of King Henry VII of England, born, 1466. Philosopher and mathematician René Descartes died, 1650. Nelson Mandela was released from Cape Town's Victor Verster Prison after 27 years, 1990. Actor Taylor Lautner born, 1992. Singer-songwriter and actress Whitney Houston died, 2012. International Day of Women and Girls in Science (United Nations). Wednesday 12th February
- Day 43/365- Lady Jane Grey, de facto queen of England and Ireland for nine days, was executed, 1554. Biologist and microscopist Jan Swammerdam born, 1637. The Convention Parliament ruled that King James II's flight to France constituted an abdication, 1689. Author Judy Blume born, 1938. Fashion designer Christian Dior unveiled his "New Look", 1947. Soccer player Gordon Banks died, 2019. Red Hand Day (United Nations). Darwin Day. Thursday 13th February
- Day 44/365- Catherine Howard, fifth wife of King Henry VIII of England, was executed for treason by way of adultery, 1542. Artist Giovanni Battista Piazzetta born, 1683. Around 30 members and associates of Clan Macdonald of Glencoe were massacred for refusing to pledge allegiance to William of Orange, 1692. Food writer and poet Eliza Acton, who coined the name "Christmas pudding" for plum pudding, died, 1859. Actress Susan Oliver born, 1932. The discovery of the universe's largest known diamond, white dwarf star BPM 37093, named "Lucy" after the Beatles' song, was announced, 2004. World Radio Day (UNESCO).
This week, René Descartes:The reading of all good books is like a conversation with the finest minds of past centuries.
A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'midnight' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address.Last issue's 'silent'/'silence' quotations were from:
- I find loneliness is the physical pain which hurts all over. You can't isolate it in one part of your body.
- We all fear death and question our place in the universe. The artist's job is not to succumb to despair, but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
- The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. Didya know that? That's a fact! In Florida, they got a terrific amount of coconut trees there. In fact, I think they even got 'em in the, eh, gas stations over there.
- To understand the living, you got to commune with the dead.
- You two are the dumbest bounty hunters I have ever seen! You couldn't even deliver a bottle of milk!
- [on the phone] I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
-- The Silence of the Lambs [1991]- - Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup.
- [over walkie talkie] I thought that was a 10-82.
- No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer.
- Oh, that Affleck! Backup on the way...
-- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [2001]- Mother is God in the eyes of a child.
-- Silent Hill [2006]- Don't put avacado on the burger!
-- Silent Night [2012]- On Earth, everywhere you go, the temperature is 75 degrees. Everything is the same; all the people are exactly the same. Now what kind of life is that?
-- Silent Running [1972]
Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...
- A couple who installed a pet-cam to keep an eye on their two dogs while they were out were amazed to see one of them - a miniature American Shepherd called Ayce - pikcing up all of his toys from the living room floor and dropping them back into his toy basket before taking a nap on the sofa. ● Seven thousand male Southern Darwin's frogs, endangered in the wild due to a fungal disease - have been flown 7,000 miles (11,270km) from their home on a remote island off southern Chile to London Zoo to give birth. Tadpoles of the species grow up inside their fathers' vocal sacs to be 'born' as froglets through the mouth. Fully-grown male Southern Darwin's frogs are tiny, weighing less than 0.07oz (2g). ● Dolphin pods usually number up to 30 of the aquatic mammals but a "super pod" of over 1,500 Risso's dolphins, which can grow to over 10' (3m) has been seen playing and feeding in California's Carmel Bay. ● One important factor in monitoring the health of an ecosystem is its food chain, specifically the animals or plants near the bottom of the chain, which for much marine life means krill, the prawn-like marine crustaceans no bigger than a little finger. The mass of krill in the ocean around Antarctica is thought to outweigh that of humans and cows worldwide, but because of their size they have been impossible to count until now. The World Wildlife Fund, the British Antarctic Survey and the University of Strathclyde have revealed details of a plan first speculated on in 2020, to use satellites which image the ocean in colour. Because krill contain red pigment their presence should slightly alter the colour of the ocean when seen from orbit, detectable using an AI system to scan the images. ● Bureaucrats in the Czech region of Brdy spent weeks arguing over the building of a dam on the Klabava River to keep water within valuable wetland nature habitats, only to find that beavers had built several dams across the river in a single night, achieving the same result and saving them trouble and expense - the project was expected to cost CZK 30,000,000 (£900,000; $1,238,000). ● Rescuers from the British Divers Marine Life Rescue charity, members of the local community and emergency services worked together to cut free a humpback whale that had become entangled in ropes near a fish farm off the Isle of Skye. The ropes were not of a type used at the farm so it is thought that the whale had become caught up in them elsewhere and had become exhausted after swimming to the location. ● Arachnophobes beware... spiders in the Whitefather's Cave on Ireland's Fermanagh/Cavan border have become infected with a fungus that turns them into "zombies", leaving their concealed lairs or webs to die exposed on the roof or walls of the cave.
- Astronaut Sunita Williams, stuck on the International Space Station since problems with the Boeing Starliner capsule led to it being returned to Earth unmanned, has not been wasting her time. Last week she conducted her ninth spacewalk, collecting samples from the exterior of the station and setting a new record for female astronauts, having now spent 62 hours and six minutes spacewalking. She is also in fourth place for all astronauts. She, and crewmate Butch Wilmore, are expected to return to Earth aboard a SpaceX Dragon capsule no earlier than the end of March. ● The idea of using a 'lightsail' in space to propel craft using the force of light particles from a star, or a laser, has been a staple of science fiction for decades, and last year NASA successfully tested an 860 sq. ft (80m2) sail in orbit. Now a team at the California Institute of Technology have created a platform to test ultra-thin membranes for their suitability as future solar sails. ● NASA has revealed that the 26th rock sample collected by the Perservence Mars rover is "unlike anything we've ever seen before". The rover's samples are sealed in titanium tubes for future recovery and return to Earth, possibly as soon as the next decade. ● Scientists using a quantum device have confirmed a theory that the universe could undergo a catastrophic change. In the 1970s it was suggested that the universe could be stuck in a "false vacuum" quantum state, which appears stable but is not, and could move into a "true vacuum" state, which would be more stable but would change the entire structure of the universe. It is not known how long such a change would take, or how likely it is to happen. ● On a recent flyby of Jupiter's moon Io NASA's Juno spacecraft found a volcanic hotspot that is larger than Lake Superior, the largest freshwater lake on Earth by surface area, and erupting with six times more power than the total energy of all the power plants on Earth combined. ● Samples from the near-Earth asteroid Bennu, taken by NASA's Osiris-Rex spacecraft and returned to Earth in 2023, have shown the presence of amino acids, nitrogen (as ammonia) and nucleobases, fundamental components of DNA, suggesting that life on Earth could have been seeded from outer space, to develop in sodium-rich salt waters on the early planet's surface.
- A prize of £800,000 ($1,000,000) is being offered to anyone who can decode 4,000 inscriptions on seals, pottery and tablets in a 5,000-year-old language. The artifacts bearing the language were discovered over a hundred years ago in Pakistan's Indus Valley, and historians have been unable to translate them despite there seemingly being just 34 characters used. There is a high probability that the language is connected to ancient graffiti in India's Tamil Nadu, 1,400 miles (2,250km) to the south. ● A metal detectorist in Westphalia, Germany, has discovered a 1,600-year-old gold Roman miniature padlock, the first of its kind discovered in Europe. It is a miniature version of iron or bronze locks found across the former Roman Empire. ● The wreck of the Vital de Oliveira, the only Brazilian ship destroyed by German U-boats during World War II has been discovered off Rio De Janeiro. It was found after two brothers, called to help a fisherman free his nets from something on the sea bed called in a deep-sea diver who found that they were caught on a gun and notified the authorities, who used side-scanning sonar and multibeam echo sounding to map the location. ● Fragments of inscribed stone found in separate graves at a Norwegian grave site dating to between 50 BCE and 275 CE have been pieced together "like a jigsaw" according to Kristel Rumer, professor of runology at the University of Oslo, to reveal a a pre-Viking runic language. ● A hardback copy of John Lennon's book In His Own Words, signed by Lennon and his first wife Cynthia, has sold at auction for £2,000 ($2,500). The book is a illustrated collection of Lennon's humorous poems, short stories and observations. ● A silver W196R Mercedes Strominierwagen (Streamliner) racing car driven by both Juan Manuel Fangio, to win the 1955 Buenos Aires Grand Prix, and Sterling Moss, to set an average lap speed record of 143mph (230km/h) at Monza in the same year, has been sold at auction for a record €51.16m (£42.75m; $53.59m). There are only four examples of the model known to still exist.
- Police in Anchorage, Alaska, are asking the public for help to name a new "potential crime fighter" caught on camera climbing into the back of a patrol car to explore its interior. The "pint-sized" volunteer was a stoat, or short-tailed weasel. Suggested names on social media have included 'Furlock Holmes', 'The Erminator', 'Feretta', 'Miss D'meanor', 'Sgt Squeazel' and - after the police department joked that they were still negotiating terms to recruit it, "mostly about how many snack breaks are acceptable", 'Detective Ernie Flash of the Snack Enforcement Task Force'. ● Rhiannon Evans, 25, from Caernarfon, Wales, has been fined £100 ($124) compensation, £199 ($247) in costs, given a 12-month community order, ordered to attend 15 alcohol rehabilitation session, to abstain from drinking for 60 days and given a two-year restraining order after being convicted of cyber harassment against her ex-partner. She had sent him a series of close-up videos of her rear end as she farted into the camera, laughing, as well as other offensive videos. They had been in dispute over child visitation rights.
- The Greenland Ice Sheet, the world's second largest body of ice, is cracking open faster than previously thought, according to scientists who created 3D maps of its surface. Since 1992 sea levels have risen by 0.55" (1.4cm) due to the loss of ice from Greenland alone. [Climate change or stress at the stated desire of the incumbent Felon47 wanting to take over the country? You decide. -Ed] ● Seismic activity around the Axial Seamount, a volcano more than a mile (1.6km) below the sea surface some 300 miles (483km) off the coast of Oregon has been increasing in intensity with hundreds of small tremors every day over the last couple of years, suggesting that there could be a an eruption before the end of this year. The volcano erupted in 1998, 2011 and 2015. Any eruption is more likely to ooze lava onto the sea floor rather than exploding. ● One victim of Storm Eowyn, one of the most powerful storms to hit the UK in a decade, was a 166-year-old Himalayan cedar at the Rotal Botanic Garden Edinburgh. It was the city's tallest tree. ● Thousands of residents have been evacuated from the Greek island of Santorini and firefighters and rescue personnel flown in after hundreds of earthquakes including a magnitude five struck it in less than a week, and authorities said they could not rule out the possibility of a devastating magnitude six quake. Although Santorini lies on the Hellenic Volcanic Arc, a group of islands created by volcanic activity, the earthquakes are thought to be due to tectonic plate movement rather than volcanoes.
IN BRIEF: Beccy Webster, landlady of the Gedling Inn, in Nottinghamshire, thought she had a surefire promotion for the pub's showing of live televised soccer matches - a free pint for everyone in the pub every time Nottingham Forest scored a goal in their Premier League match against Brighton last Saturday. Forest won the game 7-0... "Never in my wildest dreams did we imagine they'd score seven goals", she told reporters, adding that the stunt had cost them almost 300 pints of beer, but also gained worldwide publicity. "People were singing, and people were respectful with the offer - people were still buying drinks, people stayed for food and lots of people have been asking if we'll be having any more offers on! It's just nice to get behind the team - it's good for the whole city, they're putting us on the map," she added. ● The Johnstown Flood Museum in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, which is dedicated to remembering a 19th-Century flood that devastated the town and killed 2,209 people has had to close temporarily because the recent extreme cold weather caused pipes to burst, creating a water leak which damaged carpets and walls, but none of the exhibits... ● Mount Taranaki in New Zealand, or Taranaki Maunga to give it its proper Maori name, has been granted the same legal rights as a person. To the Maori the mountains are ancestors and living beings, and Taranaki Maunga will be represented by a public body comprising four members of local Maori tribes and four people appointed by New Zealand's conservation minister. It it the third natural feature in New Zealand to be granted legal personhood. ● Thomas Judge, from Stockton, is walking 1,400 miles (2,250km) - from Middlesborough to Benidorm in Spain - with a 99lb (45kg) refridgerator strapped to his back, with the aim of raising £200,000 ($250,700) for the First Contact UK Mental Health charity which helps people living with post-traumatic stress disorder and dissociation disorder. ● Suffolk IT professional Harry Watson, 25, has celebrated after reaching the finals of the World Excel Championships, in which competitors have to creatively solve problems using the Microsoft spreadsheet software. The finals are being held this year at a three-day spreadsheet conference in Las Vegas.
UPDATES: A 15-year-old boy has been arrested after the prop gravestone for Ebenezer Scrooge in the graveyard of St Chad's Church in Shrewbury was damaged last November. The prop had been made for a 1984 film adaptation of Dickens' A Christmas Carol and had become a popular tourist attraction. It was repaired for free by a local stonemason and returned - still bearing some cracks but legible again - to the graveyard in time for Christmas. ● Another plate of peeled bananas has been left on a street in Beeston, Nottinghamshire. The culprit is still unknown [But we are guessing he is not large, orange, hairy and going "Ook!"... -Ed]
2025 Grammy Awards
Album of the Year: Beyoncé - Cowboy Carter; Record of the Year: Kendrick Lamar - "Not Like Us"; Song of the Year: Kendrick Lamar - "Not Like Us"; Best New Artist: Chappell Roan.
POP & DANCE
Best Pop Vocal Album: Sabrina Carpenter - Short n' Sweet; Best Pop Solo Performance: Sabrina Carpenter - "Espresso"; Best Pop Duo/Group Performance: Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars - "Die With a Smile"; Best Dance/Electronic Recording: Justice & Tame Impala - "Neverender"; Best Dance/Pop Recording: Charli XCX - "Von Dutch"; Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album: Norah Jones - Visions; Best Latin Pop Album: Shakira - Las Mujeres Ya No Lloran.
ROCK & METAL
Best Rock Performance: The Beatles - "Now and Then"; Best Rock Song: St Vincent - "Broken Man"; Best Rock Album: The Rolling Stones - Hackney Diamonds; Best Alternative Music Album: St Vincent - All Born Screaming; Best Alternative Music Performance: St Vincent - "Flea"; Best Metal Performance: Gojira, Marina Viotti & Victor Le Masne - "Mea Culpa (Ah! Ça ira!)".
RAP
Best Rap Performance: Kendrick Lamar - "Not Like Us"; Best Melodic Rap Performance: Rhapsody ft Erykah Badu - "3:AM"; Best Rap Song: Kendrick Lamar - "Not Like Us"; Best Rap Album: Doechii - Alligator Bites Never Heal.
COUNTRY
Best Country Solo Performance: Chris Stapleton - "It Takes a Woman"; Best Country Duo/Group Performance: Beyoncé ft Miley Cyrus - "II Most Wanted"; Best Country Song: Kacey Musgraves - "The Architect"; Best Country Album: Beyoncé - Cowboy Carter.
R&B & AFROBEATS
Best R&B Performance: Muni Long - "Made For Me (Live On BET)"; Best R&B Song: SZA - "Saturn"; Best Progressive R&B Album: Avery*Sunshine - So Glad to Know You and NxWorries (Anderson .Paak & Knxwledge) - Why Lawd? [joint winners]; Best R&B Album: Chris Brown - 11:11 (Deluxe); Best African Music Performance: Tems - Love Me JeJe.
PRODUCTION & SONGWRITING
Producer of the Year, Non-Classical: Daniel Nigro; Songwriter of the Year, Non-Classical: Amy Allen.
FILM & TV
Best Comedy Album: Dave Chappelle - The Dreamer; Best Compilation Soundtrack for Visual Media: Maestro: Music By Leonard Bernstein (London Symphony Orchestra, Yannick Nézet-Séguin, Bradley Cooper); Best Score Soundtrack for Visual Media (Includes Film and Television): Hans Zimmer - Dune: Part Two; Best Score Soundtrack for Video Games and Other Interactive Media: Winifred Phillips - Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord; Best Song Written for Visual Media: Jon Batiste - "It Never Went Away" (from American Symphony); Best Audiobook Narration: Jimmy Carter - Last Sunday in Plains: A Centennial Celebration; Best Music Video: Kendrick Lamar - "Not Like Us"; Best Music Film: American Symphony.
JAZZ & CLASSICAL
Best Jazz Vocal Album: Samara Joy - A Joyful Holiday; Best Jazz Instrumental Album: Chick Corea & Béla Fleck - Remembrance; Best Alternative Jazz Album: Meshall Ndegeocello - No More Water: The Gospel of James Baldwin; Best Jazz Performance: Samara Joy ft Sullivan Fortner - "Twinkle Twinkle Little Me"; Best Musical Theatre Album: Hell's Kitchen; Best Opera Recording: Saariaho: Adriana Mater (Esa-Pekka Salonen, conductor; San Francisco Symphony Chorus; Timo Kurkikangas); Best Orchestral Performance: Ortiz: Revolución Diamantina (Gustavo Dudamel, conductor; Los Angeles Philharmonic).
Archaeologist and broadcaster Julian Bennett (Lost Worlds, Ancient Megastructures, Blowing Up History, 75), singer and actress Marianne Faithfull (Girl on a Motorcycle, "As Tears Go By", "Broken English", 78), farmer Tony Martin (convicted of the murder [later reduced to manslaughter] of 16-year-old Fred Barras who broke into his farmhouse to steal antiques in 1999, and released after 3 years, the case contributing to the "householder's defence" clause in the 2013 Crime and Courts Act, 80), actor Brian Murphy (Man About the House, George and Mildred, Last of the Summer Wine, 92), Holocaust survivor, humanitarian and translator Marion Wiesel (translated 14 of her husband and fellow Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel's books including Night into English, Presidential Citizens Medal recipient, Chevalier de la Legion d'Honneur, 94), pilot Harry Stewart Jr (The Tuskegee Airmen, Distinguished Flying Cross, member of the team that won the USAF's inaugural "Top Gun" competition in 1949, 100).
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Little Jennifer had spent the afternoon at her friend Little Mary's, and her parents had come to collect her. She did not want to go home and sat sulking in the back of the car.
"Why don't we go and get some ice cream," her mother suggested. There was no response from the back seat.
"Little Jennifer," her father said, "if you keep pouting like that we might as well just go home." There was still no response.
"Well", her mother said, "I think we're getting the silent treatment."
A small voice piped up, "There's no such flavour! I'll have chocolate!"
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