The Friday Irregular

Issue #797 - 13th December 2024


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

vellichor
  n. the nostalgic feeling evoked by the smell of old books or papers

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 13th December
    - Day 348/366
  -   Artist Donatello died, 1466. Chemist and antiquarian Robert Plot born, 1640. Dartmouth College was founded in Hanover, New Hampshire, 1769. Rosina Heikel, the first female physician in Finland, died, 1929. Singer-songwriter Taylor Swift born, 1989. Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein was captured near Tikrit, 2003.
 
Saturday 14th December
    - Day 349/366
  -   The Zuiderzee sea wall in the Netherlands collapsed in the St Lucia's Flood which killed over 50,000 people, 1287. Astronomer Tycho Brahe born, 1546. General George Washington, first President of the United States, died, 1799. NASA's Mariner 2 spacecraft became the first to fly by Venus, 1962. Singer-songwriter Beth Orton born, 1970. Actress Myrna Loy died, 1993. Monkey Day.
 
Sunday 15th December
    - Day 350/366
  -   Constantine VIII became sole emperor of the Byzantine Empire after 63 years as co-emperor, 1025. Angler and author Izaak Walton died, 1683. Architect and engineer Gustave Eiffel born, 1832. Antonin Dvořák's Symphony No. 9 ("The New World Symphony") premiered in a public rehearsal at Carnegie Hall in New York City, 1893. Librarian and educator Eliza Atkins Gleason born, 1909, and died, 2009.
 
Monday 16th December
    - Day 351/366
  -   The coronation of King Henry VI of England as King of France at Notre Dame in Paris, 1431. Catherine of Aragon, first wife of King Henry VIII of England, born, 1485. Alleged witch Allison Balfour was executed, 1594. The Battle of the Bulge in World War II began in the Ardennes forest, 1944. Actor Xander Berkeley born, 1955. Author and poet Peter Dickinson died, 2015.
 
Tuesday 17th December
    - Day 352/366
  -   The first Saturnalia festival was held in Rome, 497 BCE. Pamphleteer Roger L'Estrange born, 1616. Feral child Kaspar Hauser died, 1833. The Douglas DC-3 made its first flight, 1935. Actress Laurie Holden born, 1969. Geneticist Janet Rowley died, 2013.
 
Wednesday 18th December
    - Day 353/366
  -   Explorer Philipp von Hutten born, 1505. Luthier Antonio Stradivari died, 1737. New Jersey ratified the U.S. Constitution, 1787. Actress Gladys Cooper born, 1888. The Battle of the Heligoland Bight, the first major air battle of World War II, was fought, 1939. Model, showgirl and figure in the Profumo Affair Mandy Rice-Davies died, 2014. International Migrants Day (United Nations).
 
Thursday 19th December
    - Day 354/366
  -   Printer William Bowyer born, 1699. William Pitt the Younger became the youngest Prime Minister of the United Kingdom at the age of 24, 1783. Writer Emily Brontë died, 1848. Mathematician Grace Marie Bareis born, 1875. The Penlee lifeboat was lost with all hands while rescuing the crew of the MV Union Star off Cornwall, 1981. Soccer player, manager and broadcaster Jimmy Hill died, 2015.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Mandy Rice-Davies, in response to defence counsel James Burge putting it to her that Lord Astor denied an affair or even having met her, during cross-examination at the trial of Stephen Ward, in the Profumo Affair:
Well he would, wouldn't he?


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'monster' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's 'plane' quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: Australia has had to pay more than £12m ($15.3m) to Scotland for berthing The Spirit of Tasmania IV, a new ferry built in Finland and due to operate between its home port of Devonport, Tasmania, and Geelong, Victoria, on the Australian south coast. Unfortunately the 696'- (212m)-long ship is too big for its dock in Devonport and extending the facility is likely to take up to three years. It had been moved to Scotland to avoid damage due to freezing conditions in Finland. ● A teenage Everton fan from Australia who saved up his money to fly to England for the team's last derby match against Liverpool at Goodison Park before they move to a new stadium on the Liverpool waterfront was disappointed when Storm Darragh caused the match to be cancelled, but Everton captain Seamus Coleman invited him to join a training session and presented him with a shirt signed by the team. ● A Thai building contractor has apologised after a mix-up led to their workers pouring concrete into a recently-refurbished bus stop in Bangkok instead of just covering the ground under it, leaving the seating area unusable. ● Wales and West Utilities has apologised and correcting a repainted road marking near Paternoster School in Cirencester, Gloucestershire, which initially read "CEEP KLEAR". ● The original theme music for the long-running British TV series Doctor Who has been added to the National Film and Sound Archive of... Australia. Although realised by the BBC Radiophonic Workshop's Delia Derbyshire in 1963, it was written by Ron Grainer, who was Australian, but had moved to London in 1952. ● GCHQ, the UK Government Communications Headquarters, one of three national spy agencies, has released its annual festive brainteaser for children. You can download it as a .PDF file from their website. ● Amid a claimed crackdown on wasteful spending across the British government it has emerged that the Department for Culture, Media and Sport bought two leather document folders from Barrow Hepburn and Gale for a total cost of £1,188 ($1,514) in October. Similar folders can be bought in the House of Commons shop for £30 ($38) each. ● Late millionnaire Marcelin Arthur Chaix has left his entire fortune of €2.43m (£2m; $2.55m) to the French commune of Tourrettes, where he lived, on condition that it is used to build a centre to house up to 10 elderly residents by 2026, and other not-for-profit purposes. ● Researchers at the University of Essex are investigating whether the juice from mistletoe berries could be used to make high-quality surgical glue. ● The recent Storm Darragh blew down the centre section of the sign above a Morrisons supermarket in Aberystwyth, Wales, leaving it seemingly called "Morons"... ● Netflix is being mocked for their six-part biodrama about racing driver Ayrton Senna which shows him training early in his career with mountains in the background. He was supposedly at Snetterton in the rather flat English county of Norfolk, but the series was filmed in Argentina. ● American dictionary publisher Merriam-Webster has chosen 'polarization' as its word of 2024, defining it as "division into two sharply distinct opposites; especially a state in which the opinions, beliefs, or interests of a group or society no longer range along a continuum but become concentrated at opposing extremes".

'TIS THE SEASON: If you think you are paying more for less these days, TikTok user @welshvalleyslass has visually demonstrated 'shrinkflation' by demonstrating how many Christmas 2024 tubs of Quality Street chocolates you need to fill a 1980s Quality Street Christmas tin. Four... ...and we are not getting into pricing. ● Just before Christmas 2002 Richard Newson's parents died within days of each other. While clearing out their house he found a batch of mince pies in the freezer which his mother baked well before Christmas for her friends and family every year and froze until needed. He has been thawing out and eating one of her pies every Christmas since, and will be 76 by the time he eats the last one in 19 years time. According to the Food Standards Agency frozen food can be "stored indefinitely but the quality and taste may degrade over time".

UPDATES: Midland Masonry has repaired the prop gravestone of Ebenezer Scrooge left in the graveyard of St Chad's Church, Shrewsbury, after the filming of the 1984 version of A Christmas Carol, which was broken by vandals. They did the work for free. ● The trial of the two men accused of illegally felling the iconic Sycamore Gap tree in Northumberland last September has been delayed after one of them fell ill. A hearing will be held in January to set a new court date.


^ OBITUARIES

Poet and civil rights activist Nikki Giovanni (Black Feeling Black Talk, Black Judgement, The Last Book, 81), actor Thom Christopher (One Life to Live, Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, Caesar and Cleopatra, 84), actress and presenter Julie Stevens (The Avengers, Play School, Carry on Cleo, 87), actor and novelist Arnold Yarrow (Doctor Who, Eastenders, Softly Softly Casebook, 104).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
15, 18, 21, 44, 49, 55
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    Little Jennifer was listening to Little Mary practice her singing. "Little Mary," she said, "I think you should only sing Christmas carols."
    "Why, Little Jennifer? Because it's Christmas?"
    Little Jennifer smiled as only she could. "Because I'd only have to hear you singing once a year!"


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