The Friday Irregular

Issue #804 - 7th February 2025


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CONTENTS



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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

dysania
  n. difficuly getting out of bed in the morning

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 7th February
    - Day 38/365
  -   Holy Roman Empress Matilda born, 1102 [accepted date]. The future Edward II of England became the first English Prince of Wales, 1301. Sculptor Bartolommeo Bandinelli died, 1560. Writer Charles Dickens born, 1812. Pinocchio, Disney's second full-length animated film, premiered, 1940. Jazz singer and pianist Blossom Dearie died, 2009.
 
Saturday 8th February
    - Day 39/365
  -   The Russian city of Vladimir was burned by the Mongols, 1238. Scholar Robert Burton born, 1577. Mary, Queen of Scots, was executed for her alleged involvement in the Babington Plot to assassinate Queen Elizabeth I of England, 1587. The Provisional IRA kidnapped and allegedly killed Irish race horse Shergar in a failed ransom attempt, 1983. Actress and comedian Cecily Strong born, 1984. Scriptwriter Alan Simpson died, 2017.
 
Sunday 9th February
    - Day 40/365
  -   The first recorded horse race at Chester Racecourse was run, 1539. Artist Gerrit Dou died, 1675. Philosopher Thomas Paine born, 1737. The former Quarrymen played at Liverpool's Cavern Club under their new name The Beatles for the first time, 1961. Model Amber Valetta born, 1974. Princess Margaret, Countess of Snowdon, died, 2002.
 
Monday 10th February
    - Day 41/365
  -   Explorer Vasco da Gama set sail from Lisbon on his second voyage to India, 1502. Artist Judith Leyster died, 1660. Poet Charles Lamb born, 1775. The marriage of Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom to Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, 1840. Athlete Mary Rand born, 1940. Playwright Arthur Miller died, 2005.
 
Tuesday 11th February
    - Day 42/365
  -   Robert of Chester completed his translation of the Arabic Masā'l Khālid li-Maryānus al-rāhib to the Latin Liber de compositione alchemiae, considered the birth of Western alchemy, 1144. Elizabeth of York, Queen consort of King Henry VII of England, born, 1466. Philosopher and mathematician René Descartes died, 1650. Nelson Mandela was released from Cape Town's Victor Verster Prison after 27 years, 1990. Actor Taylor Lautner born, 1992. Singer-songwriter and actress Whitney Houston died, 2012. International Day of Women and Girls in Science (United Nations).
 
Wednesday 12th February
    - Day 43/365
  -   Lady Jane Grey, de facto queen of England and Ireland for nine days, was executed, 1554. Biologist and microscopist Jan Swammerdam born, 1637. The Convention Parliament ruled that King James II's flight to France constituted an abdication, 1689. Author Judy Blume born, 1938. Fashion designer Christian Dior unveiled his "New Look", 1947. Soccer player Gordon Banks died, 2019. Red Hand Day (United Nations). Darwin Day.
 
Thursday 13th February
    - Day 44/365
  -   Catherine Howard, fifth wife of King Henry VIII of England, was executed for treason by way of adultery, 1542. Artist Giovanni Battista Piazzetta born, 1683. Around 30 members and associates of Clan Macdonald of Glencoe were massacred for refusing to pledge allegiance to William of Orange, 1692. Food writer and poet Eliza Acton, who coined the name "Christmas pudding" for plum pudding, died, 1859. Actress Susan Oliver born, 1932. The discovery of the universe's largest known diamond, white dwarf star BPM 37093, named "Lucy" after the Beatles' song, was announced, 2004. World Radio Day (UNESCO).


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, René Descartes:
The reading of all good books is like a conversation with the finest minds of past centuries.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'midnight' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's 'silent'/'silence' quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: Beccy Webster, landlady of the Gedling Inn, in Nottinghamshire, thought she had a surefire promotion for the pub's showing of live televised soccer matches - a free pint for everyone in the pub every time Nottingham Forest scored a goal in their Premier League match against Brighton last Saturday. Forest won the game 7-0... "Never in my wildest dreams did we imagine they'd score seven goals", she told reporters, adding that the stunt had cost them almost 300 pints of beer, but also gained worldwide publicity. "People were singing, and people were respectful with the offer - people were still buying drinks, people stayed for food and lots of people have been asking if we'll be having any more offers on! It's just nice to get behind the team - it's good for the whole city, they're putting us on the map," she added. ● The Johnstown Flood Museum in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, which is dedicated to remembering a 19th-Century flood that devastated the town and killed 2,209 people has had to close temporarily because the recent extreme cold weather caused pipes to burst, creating a water leak which damaged carpets and walls, but none of the exhibits... ● Mount Taranaki in New Zealand, or Taranaki Maunga to give it its proper Maori name, has been granted the same legal rights as a person. To the Maori the mountains are ancestors and living beings, and Taranaki Maunga will be represented by a public body comprising four members of local Maori tribes and four people appointed by New Zealand's conservation minister. It it the third natural feature in New Zealand to be granted legal personhood. ● Thomas Judge, from Stockton, is walking 1,400 miles (2,250km) - from Middlesborough to Benidorm in Spain - with a 99lb (45kg) refridgerator strapped to his back, with the aim of raising £200,000 ($250,700) for the First Contact UK Mental Health charity which helps people living with post-traumatic stress disorder and dissociation disorder. ● Suffolk IT professional Harry Watson, 25, has celebrated after reaching the finals of the World Excel Championships, in which competitors have to creatively solve problems using the Microsoft spreadsheet software. The finals are being held this year at a three-day spreadsheet conference in Las Vegas.

UPDATES: A 15-year-old boy has been arrested after the prop gravestone for Ebenezer Scrooge in the graveyard of St Chad's Church in Shrewbury was damaged last November. The prop had been made for a 1984 film adaptation of Dickens' A Christmas Carol and had become a popular tourist attraction. It was repaired for free by a local stonemason and returned - still bearing some cracks but legible again - to the graveyard in time for Christmas. ● Another plate of peeled bananas has been left on a street in Beeston, Nottinghamshire. The culprit is still unknown [But we are guessing he is not large, orange, hairy and going "Ook!"... -Ed]


^ ENTERTAINMENT

2025 Grammy Awards

     Album of the Year: Beyoncé - Cowboy Carter; Record of the Year: Kendrick Lamar - "Not Like Us"; Song of the Year: Kendrick Lamar - "Not Like Us"; Best New Artist: Chappell Roan.

POP & DANCE
     Best Pop Vocal Album: Sabrina Carpenter - Short n' Sweet; Best Pop Solo Performance: Sabrina Carpenter - "Espresso"; Best Pop Duo/Group Performance: Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars - "Die With a Smile"; Best Dance/Electronic Recording: Justice & Tame Impala - "Neverender"; Best Dance/Pop Recording: Charli XCX - "Von Dutch"; Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album: Norah Jones - Visions; Best Latin Pop Album: Shakira - Las Mujeres Ya No Lloran.

ROCK & METAL
     Best Rock Performance: The Beatles - "Now and Then"; Best Rock Song: St Vincent - "Broken Man"; Best Rock Album: The Rolling Stones - Hackney Diamonds; Best Alternative Music Album: St Vincent - All Born Screaming; Best Alternative Music Performance: St Vincent - "Flea"; Best Metal Performance: Gojira, Marina Viotti & Victor Le Masne - "Mea Culpa (Ah! Ça ira!)".

RAP
     Best Rap Performance: Kendrick Lamar - "Not Like Us"; Best Melodic Rap Performance: Rhapsody ft Erykah Badu - "3:AM"; Best Rap Song: Kendrick Lamar - "Not Like Us"; Best Rap Album: Doechii - Alligator Bites Never Heal.

COUNTRY
     Best Country Solo Performance: Chris Stapleton - "It Takes a Woman"; Best Country Duo/Group Performance: Beyoncé ft Miley Cyrus - "II Most Wanted"; Best Country Song: Kacey Musgraves - "The Architect"; Best Country Album: Beyoncé - Cowboy Carter.

R&B & AFROBEATS
     Best R&B Performance: Muni Long - "Made For Me (Live On BET)"; Best R&B Song: SZA - "Saturn"; Best Progressive R&B Album: Avery*Sunshine - So Glad to Know You and NxWorries (Anderson .Paak & Knxwledge) - Why Lawd? [joint winners]; Best R&B Album: Chris Brown - 11:11 (Deluxe); Best African Music Performance: Tems - Love Me JeJe.

PRODUCTION & SONGWRITING
     Producer of the Year, Non-Classical: Daniel Nigro; Songwriter of the Year, Non-Classical: Amy Allen.

FILM & TV
     Best Comedy Album: Dave Chappelle - The Dreamer; Best Compilation Soundtrack for Visual Media: Maestro: Music By Leonard Bernstein (London Symphony Orchestra, Yannick Nézet-Séguin, Bradley Cooper); Best Score Soundtrack for Visual Media (Includes Film and Television): Hans Zimmer - Dune: Part Two; Best Score Soundtrack for Video Games and Other Interactive Media: Winifred Phillips - Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord; Best Song Written for Visual Media: Jon Batiste - "It Never Went Away" (from American Symphony); Best Audiobook Narration: Jimmy Carter - Last Sunday in Plains: A Centennial Celebration; Best Music Video: Kendrick Lamar - "Not Like Us"; Best Music Film: American Symphony.

JAZZ & CLASSICAL
     Best Jazz Vocal Album: Samara Joy - A Joyful Holiday; Best Jazz Instrumental Album: Chick Corea & Béla Fleck - Remembrance; Best Alternative Jazz Album: Meshall Ndegeocello - No More Water: The Gospel of James Baldwin; Best Jazz Performance: Samara Joy ft Sullivan Fortner - "Twinkle Twinkle Little Me"; Best Musical Theatre Album: Hell's Kitchen; Best Opera Recording: Saariaho: Adriana Mater (Esa-Pekka Salonen, conductor; San Francisco Symphony Chorus; Timo Kurkikangas); Best Orchestral Performance: Ortiz: Revolución Diamantina (Gustavo Dudamel, conductor; Los Angeles Philharmonic).


^ OBITUARIES

Archaeologist and broadcaster Julian Bennett (Lost Worlds, Ancient Megastructures, Blowing Up History, 75), singer and actress Marianne Faithfull (Girl on a Motorcycle, "As Tears Go By", "Broken English", 78), farmer Tony Martin (convicted of the murder [later reduced to manslaughter] of 16-year-old Fred Barras who broke into his farmhouse to steal antiques in 1999, and released after 3 years, the case contributing to the "householder's defence" clause in the 2013 Crime and Courts Act, 80), actor Brian Murphy (Man About the House, George and Mildred, Last of the Summer Wine, 92), Holocaust survivor, humanitarian and translator Marion Wiesel (translated 14 of her husband and fellow Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel's books including Night into English, Presidential Citizens Medal recipient, Chevalier de la Legion d'Honneur, 94), pilot Harry Stewart Jr (The Tuskegee Airmen, Distinguished Flying Cross, member of the team that won the USAF's inaugural "Top Gun" competition in 1949, 100).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
22, 34, 37, 49, 54, 55
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    Little Jennifer had spent the afternoon at her friend Little Mary's, and her parents had come to collect her. She did not want to go home and sat sulking in the back of the car.
    "Why don't we go and get some ice cream," her mother suggested. There was no response from the back seat.
    "Little Jennifer," her father said, "if you keep pouting like that we might as well just go home." There was still no response.
    "Well", her mother said, "I think we're getting the silent treatment."
    A small voice piped up, "There's no such flavour! I'll have chocolate!"


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